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This summer I got smashed at a 5 year olds birthday party.
- Mike Cleeton
Mike talking about his summer adventures
| 9.10 |
Your family has a big head
- Mike Cleeton
Mike put one of Matt's hats on
| 5.00 |
…And sacrifice 3 goats and eat the eye of a panda?
- Mike Cleeton
Mike, after Matt suggested calling his mom to get some homeopathic remedies for his aching back
| 8.33 |
I'm gonna live until I'm 80. I eat light mayo
- Mike Cleeton
self explanatory
| 5.20 |
Good thing it's Tuesday! (with the utmost confidence)
- Mike Cleeton
On a Monday, Mike, responding to Matt saying that there was no good tv on Monday nights.
| 7.50 |
I can't penetrate, it's like… huge
- Mike Cleeton
Mike, trying to peel an orange
| 5.00 |
Dude, it's clearly a rhombus
- Mike Cleeton
Mike, talking about the configuration of 4 cups
| 6.00 |
I poured 12 gallons of water on my face
- Mike Cleeton
self explanatory
| 5.00 |
Hehe, a wall no, but maybe an over-inflated volleyball.
- Mike Cleeton
Mike, talking about a girl
| 7.75 |
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