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Oh, well, in case the cops try to pull me over - Andy Amoroso
Andy had sunglasses on at night and Mike asked him why
6.50
What flavor? - Andy Amoroso
Pat asked andy if he wanted a beer
5.00
I haven't washed my hair in 6 weeks. Its got gingivitis growing in it. - Andy Amoroso
Andy, on cleanliness
6.50
My leg is going to be red tomorrow, I'm going to be pissing red tomorrow! - Andy Amoroso
Andy spilled red wine on his pants
6.25
Did it hit me in the head? Am I bleeding? I'm gonna have a concussion when I go to work tomorrow - Andy Amoroso
Andy and Pat were playing catch with a satsuma and Andy missed a catch
8.71
Well it looks like Betty (his missing tooth) ain't getting fixed. - Andy Amoroso
Andy talking about dental coverage
5.00
I drank like 46 beers, that’s why I did it. - Andy Amoroso
self explanatory
7.50
It's so satisfying - Andy Amoroso
Andy, on feeling Jenn's Ugg boots
7.50
Tupac died? - Andy Amoroso
Andy, in all seriousness (2005)
8.00
I think I got a girl pregnant when I was 12 - Andy Amoroso
self explanatory
7.67
  
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