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Hey Matt, do I have any messages?
- Patrick Bateman
Pat, referring to AOL Instant Messanger
| 5.00 |
You've got the receding hairline for it!
- Patrick Bateman
Pat telling Andy that he should be Kim Jung Il for Halloween
| 6.33 |
I hate pinatas man, they promote violence against flamboyant animals
- Patrick Bateman
Pat, self explanatory
| 5.00 |
You know what you should do Andy, you should murder her. (What the hell pat? - everyone) Just hear me out.
- Patrick Bateman
| 5.00 |
Come on brain…work!
- Patrick Bateman
Pat, trying to remember the movie he bought and left at home
| 5.00 |
If she was a farm animal, she would be a pig
- Patrick Bateman
Pat, on women
| 5.00 |
Man, steroids give you a lot of energy
- Patrick Bateman
Pat, while taking steroids for mono
| 6.67 |
Where's the cap? I'm only gonna ask for this twice
- Patrick Bateman
Pat, looking for a bottle cap
| 6.50 |
You're just a shadow of your former self
- Patrick Bateman
Pat talking about Matt
| 5.00 |
I am a bum, I collect my own urine.
- Patrick Bateman
self explanatory
| 5.00 |
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