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You have to admit, he is pretty… wow - Elliott Spencer
Elliott talking about Matthew McCaunaghey in the movie "How to lose a guy in 10 days"
7.91
Hey Matt, do I have any messages? - Patrick Bateman
Pat, referring to AOL Instant Messanger
5.00
You've got the receding hairline for it! - Patrick Bateman
Pat telling Andy that he should be Kim Jung Il for Halloween
6.33
This summer I got smashed at a 5 year olds birthday party. - Mike Cleeton
Mike talking about his summer adventures
9.10
So then I'm the hottest person here? Tight… - Matt Decuir
Matt's response to Pat saying that Matt was like Pam, the secretary from tv show "The Office"
5.00
Who is Ted Nuget? Is that the guy from Jerry Maguire? - Andrea Miele
Andrea at it again
5.00
I hate pinatas man, they promote violence against flamboyant animals - Patrick Bateman
Pat, self explanatory
5.00
You know what you should do Andy, you should murder her. (What the hell pat? - everyone) Just hear me out. - Patrick Bateman

5.00
That soup smells like the inside of my dogs mouth. - Elliott Spencer
Elliott talking about Mike's cheddar broccoli soup mix
5.50
Oh, well, in case the cops try to pull me over - Andy Amoroso
Andy had sunglasses on at night and Mike asked him why
6.50
  
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