Welcome to Loren and Matt's Quote website. Here are the top 5 rated quotes.

QuoteAverage Rating
This summer I got smashed at a 5 year olds birthday party. - Mike Cleeton
Mike talking about his summer adventures
9.10
Did it hit me in the head? Am I bleeding? I'm gonna have a concussion when I go to work tomorrow - Andy Amoroso
Andy and Pat were playing catch with a satsuma and Andy missed a catch
8.71
She looks like a sister of one of the seven dwarves - Jake Polwarth
self explanatory
8.33
…And sacrifice 3 goats and eat the eye of a panda? - Mike Cleeton
Mike, after Matt suggested calling his mom to get some homeopathic remedies for his aching back
8.33
Why am I so darn cute? - Elliott Spencer
Elliott while playing Kings
8.17